Mary Winchenbach is getting hundreds of orders for products like her poopoo clock
According to Winchenbach not only is her product a conversation piece, but she once got out of a $50 parking ticket with a $5 turd. She actually gave the cop some poop and he let her go. That’s a true story. I don’t know why this would work but I can totally see it as a conversation starter.
Wichenbach has been shipping out at least 200 packages every other day. which blows my mind. There have also been more than 400 orders for what she calls poopoo clocks. Instead of a cuckoo it’s a poopoo clock. They put the turds in between the numbers so it reads one-turdy, two-turdy, three-turdy.
I mean if people are willing to spend money on it you might as well make a profit of of it and my favourite part is how she decries the poop.
“My turds … look like little oval balls. We have dehydrators here at the house, so once we get our turds home we dry them all up wicked good. Then we put two different kinds of coatings on them because some people like a natural looking turd and some people like it when their turds glisten.”